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i have a terrible habit of sometimes just doing 100 squats in the shower. It’s right on the intersection of “hard enough it’ll fuck me up tomorrow” and “easy enough to be done on a whim” and i always regret it

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See part of the issue is when i shower i look at my legs (which are like if a pair of festive christmas hams were solid muscle) and then i remember “oh yeah i can do 100 squats like nothing”

The process:

  • Woah my legs are jacked
  • *does a squat to grab shampoo*
  • Hey what was that
  • One squat is BASICALLY 5 squats. like just do it a few more times without really noticing and bam! 5 squats
  • Might as well do 5 more that’s an even 10
  • That wasn’t so hard
  • Make it 20
  • 5 more to a nice round 25
  • Hey that’s a fourth of 100
  • We can do that again. Let’s take a quick break and do the next set
  • Ok that’s 50
  • That’s probably enough
  • Oops 75
  • Well now I can’t NOT do 100
  • Fuck
  • Fuck
  • Ow
  • Fuck
  • 100
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A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

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I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

Love that some of you are reblogging this. You looked at a picture of a guy with his head in a mailbox and went “yeah”

Can’t wait to see if everyone did something like this or if they had a normal reaction. I will keep you posted.

[ID: a photo of a pale person wearing a black t-shirt and jeans with his head in a mailbox /END ID]

Hello to everyone asking for an update!

The professor has said that he will put all submitted pictures into a powerpoint to be shown in class tomorrow (Tuesday, March 9th). I am very much looking forward to seeing the reaction from him and from the rest of the class. I promise to keep you informed.

Update: the professor saved my picture for last. I was told that I had “truly embodied the spirit of the assignment” and that I had gone “above and beyond.”

Also, to everyone who is worrying about whether or not I got my head out, I was gifted with a very small head, and while I got out just fine I would NOT recommend this if you have a large head or even a normal sized head.

Hey you guys should make this into a meme.

Hows this?

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